I have been trying to write an interesting blog about trail running in Australia for some time now – clearly I have not been trying hard enough – A Brit -essentially a Londoner running – along the fire tracks and single trails of the picturesque State Parks of Victoria – where is there NOT an interesting blog. But I did not want to simply rave about how weird their Winter is, how fucking hilly this part of the world is and how it’s really really cool that I don’t have to go too far to irritate and bemuse the local Kangaroo population as I trundle past them shouting ‘Oh look it’s a Kangaroo’. So I will get that out of the way now:

Holy Bitumen! They say that, in Melbourne, if you don’t like the weather wait 30 minutes and you will probably get something more to your liking. Well…